适合小学二年级学生的英语阅读两则

【导语】学生热爱阅读，可以通过阅读激发想象。爱因斯坦说过，想象力比知识更重要。现在，全世界都在提倡创新，创新已经成为了时代发展的主流，而想象力更是创新的源泉。以下是®无忧考网整理的相关资料，希望帮助到您。
【一】

　　The Best Thing That Could Ever Happen

　　棒的事

　　Three old men were sitting around and talking.

　　三个老头坐在一起聊天。

　　The 80-year-old remarked， “The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee.”

　　八十岁的老头说：“对我来说棒的事，就是可以好好小个便。”

　　“I stand there for 20 minutes， and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again.”

　　“我现在都要站个二十分钟一滴一滴地小便，而且还会痛，得一直跑厕所才行。”

　　The 85-year-old remarked， “The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement.”

　　八十五岁的老头说：“对我来说棒的事，就是可以好好大个便。”

　　I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it‘s still a problem.“

　　“各种可以弄到的泻药我都试过了，还是没什么用。”

　　Then the 90-year-old remarked， “That’s not my problem. Every morning at 6 a.m. sharp， I have a good long pee.”

　　九十岁的老头说：“我都没有这些问题。每天早上六点整，我都会舒服而尽情地小便。”

　　“At 6：30 a.m. sharp， I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7 a.m.”

　　“六点半一到，就会舒服地大便。对我来说棒的事，就是我能不能在早上七点前醒来。”

【二】

　　Good Fortune， Bad Fortune

　　好运和霉运

　　A frog goes to have his fortune told.

　　有只青蛙跑去算命。

　　The fortuneteller looks at his little webbed palm and says， “Aha！ You‘re about to meet a beautiful young lady who is going to want to know everything about you.”

　　算命师看着他小小的有蹼手掌说道：“啊哈！你即将遇见一名美丽小姑娘，她想了解关于你的一切。”

　　The frog says， “Thanks！ I’m going to run right back to the pond so I won‘t miss her.”

　　青蛙说：“太感谢了！那我得赶紧回池塘去，免得和她错过。”

　　The fortuneteller says， “You won’t meet her at the pond. You‘re going to meet her in her freshman biology class.

　　算命师说：“你不会在池塘遇到她，而是在她大学一年级的生物课上。”